A conversation I will relay:
Friend: Do you want to join in the ban on French goods?
Me: No fucking way in hell. That’s ignorant.
Friend: You would be surprised on what they own. Did you know they own Universal Studios?
Me: Next we will be sending back the State of Liberty.
Friend: Oh, did you also know we officially changed French Fries to Freedom Fries?
Me: I heard about that months ago. That’s a really old story.
Friend: Well, I didn’t know. It’s funny.
Me: It’s stupid. If they can dick around and change the name of French fries, they can do something about unemployment, but here people are, without jobs. Mmm, those freedom fries sure are tasty. Lots of oil. Stupid fuckers.
Violet at 8:00 PM