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This is old, but I was entertained. Something for all you depressives to keep in mind.Wanna know what conservatives really hate?
What makes everyone from harmless GOP dittoheads to ultra-right-wing nutjobs full of rage and hiss and homophobia and blind jingoism roll their eyes and throw up their hands and scamper for their Bibles for reassurance that life is still repressed and we're still going to war and Dubya is still smackin' 'round the envurment along with them wimmin and homosekshuls and furriners?
Why, hippie crap, of course. New-age babble about love and peace and godless pagan prayer, organic foods and sustainable trees and chakras, divinity and luscious goddesses and soul paths and upping your personal vibration to counter all the venomous hatred slinging about the culture like some sort of conservative, fearmongering weapon of mass depression. Man, they just hate that. Not that I endorse Hippie Crap, mind you. Well, ok, I like the puppets, and the dancing, and the banging of drums. But don't go all Nature Goddess on me, ok?
posted by
Matthew Carroll-Schmidt at 1:15 PM
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