Top Ten Comments Overheard on the USS Lincoln

1) "Condi promised there'd be a place to work out."

2) "Star? Port? Why don't they just say 'right' and 'left' like everyone else?"

3) " Just dump it overboard. Ain't no environmental treaty gonna interfere with this man's Navy."

4) "This isn't just any blankie; it's the one I got from Mommy."

5) "This would be a great place for a fundraiser."

6) "Hey sailor, want a tax cut . . . uh, sorry you're not in the right bracket."

7) "Whadda ya mean you've never seen a male cheerleader?"

8) "Reservations, please ... I'd like to book the same room for the whole month of October 2004."

9) "When is nap time?

10) "That's the Bush family motto: First in wars, last in jobs, and last in the American League."

--Jennifer Palmieri for the Edwards campaign